The Code Incident
Spent 3 hours debugging only to realize the code was commented out the entire time.
After extensive research, countless witness testimonies, and undeniable evidence, we can now confirm what everyone already suspected. This website serves as the official documentation.
Data collected from years of observation and careful documentation.
A comprehensive catalog of documented incidents proving the hypothesis.
Spent 3 hours debugging only to realize the code was commented out the entire time.
Forgot password, reset it, then immediately forgot the new one. Three times in a row.
Accidentally hit reply-all on an email complaining about... the people on that email chain.
Googled "how to Google something" unironically. We have screenshots.
Spent 10 minutes looking for their phone... while talking on it.
Honestly, we could list more but the server would run out of storage space.
Real accounts from people who have experienced the idiocy firsthand.
"I've never seen someone so confidently wrong about so many things. It's actually impressive in a way."
"They asked me why the sun goes down at night. We're both adults. I had to leave the room."
"Yep. Can confirm. Total idiot. Love 'em though."
Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask.
Witnessed Full Speed being an idiot? Document it here for posterity.
Every documented incident helps paint a more complete picture of the idiocy. Your contribution matters.